lina

i thought i was an athiest until i realized im a god

[lina @carolinagrayce]

thinking many thoughts……..

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

cleared out the camera roll 🤳

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

cape verde putting africa on their back and equalizing against argentina

[𝐤𝐚𝐲 @sondering__]

this and a blood orange san pellegrino

[mary @elaine_stritch]

no sex, no twerking, no drugs, no nudity, no vulgar swearing. only pure talent. Gen Z wouldn’t understand.

[joey @joboduj]

officer i had no idea i was even driving

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Fender Belly @fender_belly]

Watched an episode of Broad City last night. Everyone who says culture hasn’t changed in the last ten years should be forced to watch the entire series.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

No goals are offsides on stolen land.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Showing up to the function in my limited edition Kevin Spacey ring

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Somebody Toucha My Spaghet (1939)

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Good morning

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Howdy!🤠

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

the mcu

[tay @hairball1952]

flimsy steve i think of you everyday

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Kawhi thanking the trees he planted before going back to Canada

[Jared @fireey825]

Stephen A boutta be like LEBRON ABANDONED HIS SON

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Heard he's a free agent

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

LeBron: