Carolina J

Crazy dog mom. I like coffee at 1000 degrees. Nap champ. If you want law-related content, find my other account.

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

One thing I love about being g pregnant is that I have ZERO shame about taking naps. “Oh sorry, I am growing a SKULL TODAY I need a lil REST.”

[emily may @emilykmay]

trying to explain taylor swift to my grandmother and she said, "all of the girls used to be falling all over themselves for Elvis or Frank Sinatra. i'm so glad they're doing it for a girl now."

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

@gracieabrams @taylorswift13 I love seeing that she has these same girl/ life experiences that make the best memories

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

@Squishy_Vulpx In cahoots with the pediatric dentist I see 😹

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

@madibold This is so rude and I’ll cut this mean person.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Startups: we’re going to disrupt the legal industry!

State bars:

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

The FTC and DOJ want to make sure it’s legal to repair McDonald’s ice cream machines https://t.co/ApD1o2O4hO via @Verge

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

The reason "Barbie" doesn't get nearly enough love from certain parts of the Academy is because it centers narrative tension + themes that aren't understood or appreciated by straight men. What Greta Gerwig accomplished is deeply undervalued, yet nothing less than extraordinary.

[ellie 🫶🏼 IS A SHOWGIRL❤️‍🔥 @ellie_elizabet]

donna masterminding her way into getting two beautiful blonde 5’11 girls from Pennsylvania to date her sons

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

@MadCFox If I just found out you were dating someone via Twitter I’m gonna be SALTY

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

This is the moment I lost love for Travis for this very reason.

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

The halftime shows the last few years have really been like ‘how can we make millennials feel ok again for approximately 11 minutes’

[Between Clean Sheets | Cheyenne @btwncleansheets]

If you never illegally downloaded any of tonight’s songs from limewire, I don’t want your opinion on the halftime show.

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

Oooooo I do NOT like this look…

[ScottyHarvickFan36 @ScottyStyles33]

There’s no excuse for this.
I’ve never liked Travis Kelce ever.
#SuperBowl

[Zen Lawyer Journey @zenlawyerjourn1]

Me: i said I’d get you comments by Friday

Business guy: it’s Thursday

Me: not Friday

Biz: almost Friday

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

Changing a toddler’s 💩 diaper while already nauseated is a FEAT.

[Melanie Verdecia @MelVerdeciaEsq]

Convince me I'm wrong that the reason Biglaw pays more is so you have more money for the added need for therapy and massages and other self care.

[Melissa J. Bellan @BellanMelissa]

I sent an email saying “I see you all in prison tomorrow” instead of “in person tomorrow” and I’m pretty sure that’s the worst typo a judge can send to counsel.

[Carolina J @carolinamoonie]

Being sick while caring for a toddler is next level terrible.