Caroline

secret not funny twitter account

[Caroline @caroline3584]

hey so why do we give a platform to twitch streamers like this? they ate other people’s food, screamed the whole night, and lit a doll on fire IN A RESTAURANT

[Caroline @caroline3584]

i love when apple is like “oh you thought you set your alarm for tomorrow morning? guess what… you did! but also guess what… it’s not gonna go off😈”

[Caroline @caroline3584]

currently losing the idgaf war

[Caroline @caroline3584]

@Snapchat what happened to the normal bitmoji selfie?? like why does the new “normal” one have a stupid smirk?

[Caroline @caroline3584]

i wish i was a dog sitting in the back set of a car with a pup cup and the window down

[Caroline @caroline3584]

Watching sex and the city as a 20 year old girl makes me feel so seen

[Caroline @caroline3584]

What was the worst breakup you’ve ever went through and why was it the one with a 2 month long situationship?

[Caroline @caroline3584]

coming back to your childhood home to realize you’re no longer a child and it’s not your home anymore

[Caroline @caroline3584]

super bowl day, mardi gras, and galentine’s day all being today is too much for me

[Caroline @caroline3584]

greta gerwig made a movie that grossed $1.4 billion and saved movie theater culture and she’s not nominated for best director?? this feels like the whole plot of barbie where women are just constantly undervalued in the real world

[Caroline @caroline3584]

the way ken got nominated but not barbie is insane

[Caroline @caroline3584]

when you go on tinder to find your ex but you accidentally find your ex on tinder😭

[Caroline @caroline3584]

i feel like a little hamster drinking from my water bottle straw

[Caroline @caroline3584]

people these days don’t seem to understand being considerate

[Caroline @caroline3584]

guys will literally be like “yeah i’m really into film” and then their favorite movies are always inception, the wolf of wall street, and the godfather

[Caroline @caroline3584]

went to a pitbull concert this weekend dreams do come true

[Caroline @caroline3584]

pit bull could very easily end up being in my top 10 spotify artists this year

[Caroline @caroline3584]

my bitmoji is so fucking ugly now @Snapchat change it back

[Caroline @caroline3584]

i’m always planning a little scheme

[Caroline @caroline3584]

“sorry my room is so messy”
“girl you should see mine”
🥰

[Caroline @caroline3584]

@PopBase @taylorswift13 if taylor swift was the zodiac killer the world would never know