Caroline

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

I'M IN AN ELEVATOR WITH JOHN CENA!!!!!!

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Business idea: mints for dogs

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

@fibulaa just checking in. How ya doing?

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Has the iPhone red eye corrector ever actually worked for anyone?

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

@anguscloud my friend painted you

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

@Caroline_A25 Oooo how do you even do that

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

@fibulaa Creativity & being uncoordinated

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Just fractured my @fibulaa

[clintoris @clintoris]

No bc when The Script said I’m fallin to pieces I felt that

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Money is such a concept

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Don’t understand Jean sizes. Size 4 to 6, where is 5?

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Think about how great life would be if you married a truffle farmer

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Nobody teaches you how/when to transition from addressing adults with Ms/Mr to calling them by their first names

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

I can't decide what to eat for lunch, so deciding where to live post-grad is impossible

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Yelp is hands down the most underrated social media

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

@fibulaa I’m pretty sure I’m about to get famous so if you wanna date me now is the time

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Getting so much joy out of responding with “I’ve been the same height since 6th grade” when my extended family tells me I’ve gotten taller

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

I pray for the ability to teleport everyday

[Caroline @Caroline_A25]

Whatever higher power created peanut allergies is sick and twisted. If I could have a peanut butter IV in my arm at all times would