Caroline Williams

probably making a snack, or eating a snack, or making another snack

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

As always, we must celebrate McLovin day.

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

March 23: We are a mainstream Conservative party. We want nothing to do with the fringe crazies.

March 28: Here is a meme about violence and environmentalism.

- Jason Kenney

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

@jkenney Do your parents know you're using the internet right now?

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

@jkenney 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Okay Ottawa residents, I have a plan: If the cops ask, you’re a pipeline. That should get this sorted.

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

Big doomsday feelings today, the world is burning, logging is destroying old growth, people won't get vaccinated. We are so unloving towards each other. It's especially hard to live somewhere where the immediate effects of climate change are so tangible. We are engulfed in smoke

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

Dreams

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

thrilled to be able to return to my favorite activity, going to a late night movie in an empty theater (about to see THE SUICIDE SQUAD)

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

I have now roasted over 100 batches of coffee, only a lifetime and several thousand more to go 🥳

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

Everyone! here! plays! disc! golf! 🥴

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

It's the perfect time of year to go outside and remind yourself that you're terrible at throwing a frisbee.

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

40-47 degree highs in the Southern Rockies right now, good thing I can go lie in a river with a beer in hand. Heatwaves suck, but mountain towns rule

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

ANYONE who doesn't push their chair back in at a restaurant/cafe is a full blown fucking donkey. Don't even @ me.

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

A woman at the grocery store to me, 45 minutes ago: "roasted radishes are so good, they'll make you want to drop your pants"

Nice lmfaooooo

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

Instead of being cool and having friends on my day off, I am cooking beans. Yes, I am fabulous.

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

& Canadian West

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

Nailed it, buddy

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Today's words:.spontaneity ?..respect? Love, tW

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

Mint & dill as a fresh herb combo is perhaps the best ever

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

Today I roasted an Ethiopian Nana Challa coffee on my own. We're making big moves in the shop folks!!!!!!

[Caroline Williams @carolineannee]

I think when one comes to possess Songs in Key of Life, Electric Ladyland and Saturday Night Fever all in one day, it's really nice. PS this tweet is about me, and it is, in fact, fucking NICE.