Caroline

[Astra🪻 #MOURNINGPUNKMEDICORELA #MOURNINGDPSSOMBRA @AstreaWaves]

how it feels taking your hair out after having it tied up all day

[shloo !! @ASHL00]

ed sheeran instead of saying free palestine

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[rose @roramdin]

this isn't true i've hit like 10-20 people on lime bikes and at max like six died. also they were all seattleites just like me. we're collateral. we're grist for the mill.

[vian @vian_xcx]

One year ago today, Charlie Kirk was assassinated. Slayyyter remains alive, healthy, and fit.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

In the club just taking damage

[rose @roramdin]

Fuck sorry man I’d be there right now but all the blood came out of my body all at once from every hole

[abdullah @ysodumb_]

oh that two year gap on my resume was when i was the architect of my own hell.

[Perfectly Paused SpongeBob Frames @PausedSponge]

If u celebrate this u a bitch

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

I didn’t want to say anything before I was sure because I didn’t want to get hopes up for no reason. But now I think I can safely say I’ll be debuting a completely new mental illness in the next few days.

[⋆˚࿔ sagé 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @sagethetaurus__]

male coworkers be like “my wife hasn’t slept with me in 5 years”

[rae ✪ 🐾 @evangeliraen]

estrogen? no no you misheard me. i said extra gin 😹 #alcoholic #cisgender

[fleeopatra @fleeoo]

No schizo shit but they watching me and I can’t say too much

[Errai @errai]

Showing my barber an infrared photo of him sleeping in his bed

[JRod/Ant-Man Fan Club ⚾️🏀 @JRodFanClub]

The Seattle Chief of Police can’t even control his own emotions for a simple question, and we’re supposed to believe he’s in charge of making sure his officers can control their own emotions when responding to calls or stops?????

Defund this fool.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

just stomped on the geico gecko and the sound it made was crazy. like wet fireworks

[alex @dishwater_blond]

This is very selfish of them to me because it creates an inconsistency in Lana’s discography. They should have stayed together out of reverence for Lana.

[eggnog @bunnygirlbaddie]

why does it lowk feel illegal breaking into ppls houses and killing them 😂😂😂