Shout out to the Linthicum @tacobell for not only having the freshest black bean chalupas ever... but more importantly still has not given me cyclospora 💀
“You are 24.”
Yep.
“And the Orioles haven’t won anything of note in your life.”
Not a thing, Dave.
“And you continue to support them.”
Every year.
“And they are going to be really bad this year.”
Looks like it.
“And you are going to watch every game.”
Of course, Dave.