It's #WorldOceanDay! To mark the occasion, we're giving away a copy of our book Adrift, a voyage into the lingering legacy of a cargo spill. To enter, just like & retweet this post. Entry closes at midnight on 11 June 23 & winners will be announced on 12 June 23. UK delivery only
@JasonManford We’ve just arrived in Margate from Maidstone to see you! Can confirm that it was indeed like sucking a hairdryer driving down as our air con packed up and i stupidly didn’t get it fixed….I have regrets 😆
@dancooledaily It’s like that joke where the man goes wrapped in cling film to the doctor. And the doctor says ‘well I can clearly see you’re/your nuts’
(I’ll get my coat)
I’m giving away two signed copies of How To Disappear - to enter 1. Follow me and 2. Retweet (not quote tweet so I can find you!). I’ll choose two winners on my publication day (9th July).
Meet Gucci 😻 her human treated her to a new #catnipkicker this morning 😻 as you can see, she quite likes it 😻
If your human would like to treat you to one, ask them to DM me 😻 they cost £6.99 😻