Caroline Hempleman

I consider that the hours I spend with a cue in my hand are golden • BLM • she/her

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

good morning

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

John Oliver's brilliant take on why he's voting for Kamala Harris. And he featured Georgia State Rep. Ruwa Romman.

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

I want what Shrek and Fiona have

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

@wllmckn Before a 5:30 pool workout in hs I once got up and made my bed, brushed my teeth, put on my swimsuit and then realized it was only midnight 🥴 ever since I’ve been like this

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

I slept horrifically bc I had an early wake-up and kept waking up nervous about missing my alarm. Normal occurrence, so I thought…told my bf and he looked at me like what are you talking about…?

[Yo-Yo Ma @YoYo_Ma]

A #songofcomfort for anyone who needs it.

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

@jenny_symmons Omg same ! Feeling like a little entrepreneur 💁🏻‍♀️

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

@clhubes I recently mentioned to my mom how she would let me sit on the counter eating a tiny bowl of frozen peas while she was prepping dinner when I was a toddler. She couldn’t believe I remembered that tiny thing, so who knows !!

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

I brought a suitcase of my bf’s stuff up to his new flat. Thought it was on the heavy side but whatever…
The man opens it when I get there and starts pulling out books, ceramic kitchenware and a cast iron Dutch oven !!!

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

For those curious, the lyrics to the song were “I’ve lived without plumbing a few times before but never when I paid 1k for rent - now both my toilets don’t work and I drank too much tea for this”

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

Confident the only reason this is on my TL is bc my toilet has this sign and I was literally just singing a song about not being able poop at home

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

You know you’re doing something right in life when multiple people message you to say something along like lines of “Shrek 5!?!?”💚💚

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

My mom wanted the flag taken in before a storm rolls in but the British bf refused bc “the optics of a Brit seen taking down the American flag would be detrimental to the neighborhood” 🙄

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

Had to go to the orthodontist today which automatically brings me back to to middle school - happened to get a lift from my grandma. Then it was pouring when I finished so I couldn’t walk home and had to call my mom for a ride !!! What a special jaunt down memory lane 🥴

[Patrick Dexter @patrickdextervc]

Happy Easter and happy Bach's birthday! Prelude from Cello Suite No. 1 by Johann Sebastian Bach, born March 31st 1685

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

@piscicolin They didn’t even get it when I explained it so I’m not sure more April would help 😩

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

Tried to make a Pi Day joke today with the Brits and it did NOT land - DD/MM/YYYY really did me dirty

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

@wllmckn Is this your dad’s sex talk ?

[Caroline Hempleman @carolineeman]

Showed up at a conference for falls prevention and promptly fell down the stairs upon arrival 🤪 an inspiration to us all