Caroline

I had a marvelous time ruining everything

[m @pumptinis]

oh #summerhouse

[Caroline @carolinehen57]

This absolutely sent me 💀

[Virtual Reali-Tea by Page Six @VRTpod]

“You’re in a raincoat in the summer” 😭 🎥: "In the City"/Peacock

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

Just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where I run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Meredith's Bangs @waterthose888]

Jax Taylor was still working at SUR at 38

[miia @miiagarro]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You having a pet is so therapeutic because you’ll be in a bad mood, and you just look over, and they’re sitting there being all cute, and it’s like, you know what, you’re right.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bravo seems to be like WWE for girls who work email jobs

[Alyssa Vingan @alyssavingan]

Sorry I can't hang out this week I have to rewatch the last two seasons of "Summer House" looking for Clues

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

This woman said: My husband and I saw Gone Girl in the theater and when it was over, a man behind us with a southern accent said "Wow. I'm surprised." And 11 years later whenever either of us is surprised about something we say "Wow. I'm surprised." in a southern accent and then continue speaking to each other in a southern accent for the next 30-45 minutes. One man's life touches so many others you see.

[latke @latkedelrey]

the best thing about cats truly isn’t that they’re cuddly and playful and adorable… it’s that they’re weird. they’re so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they’re always inventing new ways to be bizarre

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

“Larger and healthier dogs formed a protective perimeter around a german shepherd that was severely injured and struggling to walk” I’m going to DIE

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

[Caroline @carolinehen57]

And that’s just a little on me

[hil @plume__]

it’d be great if every person on earth sincerely wanted every other person on earth to be safe and cared for and then we could all be safe and cared for

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

[Bethany Crispynipples @greaserburger]

Mooning is a lost art. You dont see many people mooning each other these days