Carolime

It's lime season

[Carolime @carolinekdill]

Fun note left on my door while I was gone. Need help figuring out why across the ground floor means. Any ideas?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you and your ex-husband decided to split up your twins at birth and are looking for a place to have them reunite, swap identities, and eventually ruin his publicist's/fiance's plans to take his fancy Cali vineyard moolah --

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

Crystal Lake, Illinois
Population: 39,829
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://t.co/5mcW58MYkz

[Carolime @carolinekdill]

Anyone else had to physically drive to work today on the terrible roads? Feeling like it was just me

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY AT FOZZIWIG'S RUBBER CHICKEN EMPORIUM

[Carolime @carolinekdill]

It’s me

[Nat Torres @nataliesnorres]

kids of teachers who teach at your school are the first nepo babies you meet in life

[Kevin The Carrot @KevinTheCarrot]

I really couldn't be-leaf my luck. #KevinTheCarrot

[Kikkoman USA @KikkomanKitchen]

Glazed to perfection, this recipe will have you craving carrots all month long. 🥕 https://t.co/du8q3Vki33

[Carolime @carolinekdill]

Best part of the night was when I was called an older woman by a 21 year old

[Carolime @carolinekdill]

Can we all agree to keep calling it Wii Sports that just happens to be a switch game

[Carolime @carolinekdill]

I don't want to brag but I never stopped stanning Tobey Maguire and watched Boss Baby just to hear him

[fredesque @FredTaming]

normalize women naming their daughters after themselves. we need some susan jrs around here

[Carolime @carolinekdill]

I’m impressed with myself

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[LN @abernothing]

party rock is in the HOUSE tonight guys. not in the clubs

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Body: We should go to bed.

Brain: Or we could look up history's deadliest carnival accidents.

[Carolime @carolinekdill]

Thanks @alyandaj for getting me through the year with your music. I’m happy to be one of your top fans! #SpotifyWrapped

[JP @jpbrammer]

Emily Is STILL in Paris. Here’s What We Know