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enjoy 💁🏼‍♀️

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

the best thing about being alive is that sometimes there is a cat

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

soup season is upon us

[Dev Machette @DevMachette_]

Everyone’s talking about Barbie but does anyone remember BETTY SPAGHETTY

[Jamalapeño @hotjamalle]

if you can organize a successful trip with 6+ people just go be a project manager

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

new favorite tweet from a man

[jord @EMJAYWATS0N]

i don’t like that i’m old enough to have witnessed zac efron go from teenage roles to dad roles

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

since we’re grown now who was behind those damn clown costumes back in 2016

[Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro]

Has anyone tried putting all the Wordle answers together to see if they spell out a warning

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

[senia che @drawntosenia]

I’m 26 but if I found out I was pregnant my first thought would still be “omg, idk if I can be a teen mom.”

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Every “gifts for him” list was written by someone who last met a man in 2005 and even then it was a brief meeting.

[R @ReubsT_]

Soo it’s Monday tomorrow. Again. How many times will it be Monday

[bug girl @buggirl]

does my cat think of me as her mommy or as her bestie