If someone wants to get engaged at 22, it’s ok!! If someone wants to use their 20’s as their selfish years, let them!! Y’all are so worried about what other ppl ur age are doing, you’re forgetting to live your own damn life!!
Guys: I have cracked the code. Yesterday morning I woke my wife up, I kissed her cheek, and I whispered softly in her ear:
“I’m taking you to get mimosas. Let’s go get drunk at 10:00 in the morning”
I swear to god I’ve never seen her so happy.
Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 FOOT RED DOG AND EMILY ELIZABETH STILL MADE IT WORK
college sundays were where it was at. nothing beat waking up battling your saturday hangover with your best friends, laying in each others beds, then grabbing food and chugging coffee while simultaneously trying to put the pieces back together on what happened the night before
This is just disgusting getting your toddler child involved in your awful lifestyle and teaching him bad habits at such a young age YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED his elbows clearly past the edge of the table https://t.co/rZEscS3tNZ
when Dan & Shay said “I remember how bad I need ya, when I taste tequila” I do not feel that because who actually remembers anything after drinking tequila
If you’re hitting the gym but you’re not seeing very good results, just know that it has everything to do w/ ur poor genetics& has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that u consume mass quantities of alcohol Thurs-Sunday& end each of those nights by knocking down a full pizza