Caroline McDowell

you can find me where the dill pickle chips are

[$helby $weetheart @ShelbsDobbs]

If someone wants to get engaged at 22, it’s ok!! If someone wants to use their 20’s as their selfish years, let them!! Y’all are so worried about what other ppl ur age are doing, you’re forgetting to live your own damn life!!

[Boomer Bass @Boomer_Bass_]

Guys: I have cracked the code. Yesterday morning I woke my wife up, I kissed her cheek, and I whispered softly in her ear:
“I’m taking you to get mimosas. Let’s go get drunk at 10:00 in the morning”

I swear to god I’ve never seen her so happy.

[Alice McDowell @AliceMc00142259]

OCT 2nd twenty days to Decision Day! #yourvoteisyourvoice #McDowell2018

[Caroline McDowell @carolmcd17]

All I want for my 5 days off is to meet @bretteldredge and his dog Edgar at music in the fields 😍😍😍

[𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖇𝖔𝖎 @itstae13]

Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 FOOT RED DOG AND EMILY ELIZABETH STILL MADE IT WORK

[ken ☻ @kennedydiixon]

Having a boyfriend is a TRAP they get u FAT and then assure you that you’re not fat ur all LIARS

[O• @Omar_Ha22]

I skip instagram stories too fast and end up voting on things by accident so I’m sorry if i said your dog was ugly

[amanda christine @manders92]

THIS!!!!

[Katherine Raleigh @kroseraleigh]

college sundays were where it was at. nothing beat waking up battling your saturday hangover with your best friends, laying in each others beds, then grabbing food and chugging coffee while simultaneously trying to put the pieces back together on what happened the night before

[Ben Rich😎🚀 @BenRichOfficial]

This is just disgusting getting your toddler child involved in your awful lifestyle and teaching him bad habits at such a young age YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED his elbows clearly past the edge of the table https://t.co/rZEscS3tNZ

[hannah @HannGilll]

when Dan & Shay said “I remember how bad I need ya, when I taste tequila” I do not feel that because who actually remembers anything after drinking tequila

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

If you’re hitting the gym but you’re not seeing very good results, just know that it has everything to do w/ ur poor genetics& has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that u consume mass quantities of alcohol Thurs-Sunday& end each of those nights by knocking down a full pizza

[Josh Perdue @JoshPerdue]

Just wanna get Doug back home

[dan @danyates_]

showing up to pre drinks after telling everyone you ain’t coming out https://t.co/xqTMNEEbDh