Caro

Constantly pretending I have my shit together

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

If you are being eaten, please do not scream. You could potentially be spreading covid-19. Keeping visitors safe is our number 1 priority

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

If a dinosaur is scaring you, please try talking to it directly about how you feel before coming to us. Good communication is the secret to a healthy relationship.

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Receiving complaints that this is happening to people’s water. We will resolve this ASAP

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the herbivores eat plants and the carnivores eat meat but the one food both of them can agree on are red lobsters cheddar bay biscuits ™️

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

We are ready to welcome guests back to Jurassic Park. ✨

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

Does anyone else not know what to do with their hands when they’re trying to fall asleep or is it just me

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

@CartsQuotes No idea

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

mrq5n9p5

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

Also so bored that I’ve now signed back into twitter after a two year hiatus hello fellow tweets

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

Quarantine day 9: I’ve watched so much comedy stand up I now talk like a comedian

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

@LindsayLeHew3 haven't even done that. Opened up a bottle of wine instead whoops

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

I spend more money at the jukebox at ho house than I do on drinks dt

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

I am so extra I made my lit and glit send me a video of my ggglits saying they loved me

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

I had so much wine in my cart at Trader Joe's that people were asking me for advice on what wines to buy

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

@nadinecoupard https://t.co/vUTgwmS3uN

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

Happy Valentine's Day to me I think I just found my first wrinkle

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

@lschmidt107 dude im so down

[Caro @carolovesarrow]

@lschmidt107 I was just thinking about how much I wanted to karaoke at tots