Pardon this hot take - hearing @BarstoolBigCat & @PFTCommenter singing @steelers rally songs & speaking "Yinzer" gets me all hot & bothered.
@Ask_Spectrum Why go private.? You are a public SERVICE PROVIDER (allegedly) who consistently cannot keep service up and uninterrupted. Some of us need to work and that requires working WiFi. Waiting until 10:30 for restoration is two piint five HOURS from now. Refund.
@CAgovernor Fuck this guy 9 ways to Sunday. Could he be any more corrupt, snide or convinced he is so slick - no one sees what he is trying to do. He is such a greased up clown. Absolute charlatan.
@GavinNewsom You are - once again, and believe me, we are all ‘so shocked’ - LYING. Name one ‘Big Thing’ that you have achieved with public money - that didn’t directly benefit you or your wife. You are seriously such a scumbag. You wouldn’t know discipline if it tied you up and spanked ya.
@robprogressive Anyone discussing taxing ‘unrealized hypothetical dollars’ needs to discuss what happens when the guesses become losses. Refund? Investment returns go up, down, flat, etc. This is such a dumb idea as it is, perhaps talking reality/logistics will prove it to the greedy ideologues.
@GovPressOffice Cannot imagine the narcissistic prompt this took to create. IMHO, ChatGPT NAILED IT. I just said ‘Create Pic of @GavinNewsom as #TemuPatrickBateman’ and LOOK AT THIS perfect gem. The details are so good. Even AI knows. I bet you dance to Huey when no one is watching.
@cb_doge I cannot explain the speed with which I would happily jump from @Verizon / @verizonfios / @GetSpectrum to any @elonmusk backed bandwidth. I would do it with a maniacal cackle while pressing my finger pads together playfully as I spin around in a high-backed leather desk chair.
@GovPressOffice OMG. You are such a gaslighting blowhard. Many of us already know BUT everyone is about yo find out just how much koney (and from whom) all your whirlwind financial success slides thru your greasy hands. #TemuPatrickBateman
@GavinNewsom@XavierBecerra ‘Focused on myself. Committed to myself.
Together, let’s make sure that money keeps siphoning itself into my many secret (not for long!) schemes!’
Gixed it for ya, #TemuPatrickBateman
@GavinNewsom Yo Dummy, in the state that you are supposed to be focused on/‘pretend’ that you have a competency about Governing - GUNS are the only way to keep ourselves safe. You don’t. You have trampled on enough of our rights and laundered almost all of our money. Hands off our guns.
@GovPressOffice You are still a thief. A greedy lil girl-man. This is a separate issue. Stop gaslighting, you are way too dumb to do it successfully. You and your ‘partner’ are being investigated because bank people and coworkers saw your grift up close and directly. Elections came later.
@GavinNewsom Not as sick as you!!! Also - wtf do you care? You have had YEARS and BILLIONS to do this and uh… here we all are… in the most unaffordable housing market in the USA. 2nd, sorry - Hawaii is first. You’ve let CA devolve into a shit hole. Stop it with the TDS. Boy who cried wolf.
@GovTimWalz I love how total fair and legal and expected CONSEQUENCES are being filed under ‘a coordinated campaign of retribution.’ Hey Timmy - you are a total loser and I want my money back.