carolyn

I love theater. I play bass and other instruments badly. I also skate badly too so you could I say I'm a bad mf

[s @yoongienthusias]

getting celebrities to endorse surveillance and then the whole internet will start fanning over it like omg wait this eats 😍😍

[M.🐦‍🔥 @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Nobody wants a city on Mars. Nobody wants AI in every app. Nobody wants a robot butler. Nobody wants data centers everywhere. Nobody wants flying cars or humanoid robots. We want clean water, we want bees to survive, and we want a habitable planet.

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

In Texas, despite the propaganda, you pay more in taxes, you have less free income, gun related deaths are higher, maternal mortality rates are higher, food insecurity is higher, and you can't even legally have a weed gummy. All of that pew pew freedom just to live a worse life

[geni - Nia day!!! @rainylavndr]

ideas for what to do with jewelry that makes decisions for you:

[Julian K. Jarboe @JulianKJarboe]

I know for a fact I live in a bohemian homosexual bubble because I attended an absolutely lovely straight wedding last month and when they announced the bride and groom as Mr & Mrs Groom's Last Name I was like "oh wow I didn't know people still did that."

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

This still sends me 🤣

Happy 58th Birthday, Tony Hawk 🎊🎉🥳

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I am sick and tired of people mocking those who care about the planet. Clean air matters. Living forests matter. Healthy oceans matter. Animals matter. Biodiversity matters. Wanting a livable world for future generations should not be controversial.

[eliza ❤️ (she/her) @duncacclno]

no, they're season ticket holders at the theater and thus reserve the same seats each time. they're actually quite cultured theatre goers and adore opera, but unfortunately the muppets also performs there and they HATE it

[Sarah @amymarchinparis]

My entire college experience was truly about meeting ppl with leftist politics who loved the idea of class struggle as an aesthetic but were horrified to learn my dad had a ninth grade education and I was in the same class as them

[dado ⚢ 🎱 @astrasdoctor]

sometimes i wonder why astronauts are all so charming and funny then i realise they literally go through psychological and psychiatric selection processes to ensure that they’re not a pain in the ass to be around 😭😭😭

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Sensible Thing

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The Black Panther poster circa 1971

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

overheard a trans friend congratulating a cis friend on her upcoming (non elective) surgery and I had to be like “surgery is actually a bad thing in their culture”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Perfect encapsulation of what's wrong with the country that gas companies get unlimited cheap water while normal people are forced to cut back because the whole city is about to run dry.

[Conscious Lee @TheConsciousLee]

I’m definitely repeating this one🤣🤣