Carolyn Jackson

chronic fair-weather fan

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

@FerraraCandyJar ummmm what’s going on here?

[Sylvia Bee @skillbeez]

Hey @Airbnb remember when our rental flooded and my entire bachelorette party had to evacuate? Then after 6 hours with customer support you said we were responsible for finding our own accommodations and you would cover that cost. And now you’re refusing to do so? #NeverAgain

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

Controversial Sandwich Opinion: I want more bread and less meat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

I wish I could text my dog.

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

My favorite song right now is the “I just need butter” song from Tik Tok. Tweeting this for documentation.

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

@MountainDew 181 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

KILL 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 PHRASE 👏🏼 “I did a thing” RIGHT 👏🏼 MEOW 👏🏼

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

@lukeduce Looks gourmet to me. 12/5

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

If you don’t know, @fairlife milk is seriously the best milk I have EVER had and it doesn’t make me feel terrible 10 minutes later. Seriously just a PSA that it is amazing. GOGETIT

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

I miss movie theaters

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

@MashUpNicole I have an amazing “something stuck up your nose” story!!

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

Please wear your mask.

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

Does anyone else think backless sweaters are just a rude oxymoron?

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

Well @canadasdragrace successfully did one thing... make me realize how unlikeable Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman is.

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

Ok so all the dog and cat owners are the ones who bought up all the toilet paper .... I see you

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

I miss going to restaurants.

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

Was just at the pharmacy and this man bought the entire staff pizzas to thank them for their work and dedication—so nice!

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

Arguably the craziest video in the history of crazy videos

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

11 (!) years of tweeting all the random thoughts that pop in my head usually while driving or in the shower! #thanksshower #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Carolyn Jackson @carolyn_jackson]

Dontcha just love when you go to the bathroom and enter a stall to find a turd just hanging out in the bowl #flushthedamntoilet