Carolyn Adams

leave today better than you found it!!!

[Carolyn Adams @carolyngadams]

and we thought karens watched icarly with their kids to spend time with them?? they were there for inspiration

[JhbTeam @JhbTeam]

Twitter.. PLEASE do your thing and find this disgusting human!

[Carolyn Adams @carolyngadams]

oh how I miss the days when this was the worst thing that happened to me in a given year

[Carolyn Adams @carolyngadams]

biggest betrayal of 2018: my cutie had seeds in it

[Parker Millican @Parker_Millican]

I understand youre worried about CO2 in masks. If youre really worried about CO2 in a closed system, let me introduce you to climate change.

[Carolyn Adams @carolyngadams]

my friend just said that a man with good vocabulary and grammar appeals to any educated woman’s sixth love language and i felt like that needed to be shared with the masses

[hailey @hailey_parkk]

dear sorority instagrams,
why are you still only posting photos of white sisters?
sincerely,
a non-white greek girl

[Carolyn Adams @carolyngadams]

this is my official petition to bring kik back during this quarantine

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

The Office but with Michael Scott as every character. WHAT AM I WATCHING https://t.co/vdoOrzTGGf

[g 7\ @Excaliburoxide]

*corona virus enters my body*

The 4 Flintstone gummies I ate in 2005:

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

This guy is incredible.

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Religion: I obey therefore I am accepted.
Gospel: I'm accepted therefore I obey.

[Ally Ragsdale @allyragsdale]

God’s plan for you isn’t about you. His plan IS NOT to make you happy all the time. His plan IS NOT to give you everything you want. His plan IS NOT for you to live a comfortable, complacent life. It’s for you to know Him & make Him known. His plan for you is to live for Him.

[Carolyn Adams @carolyngadams]

apparently chicken strips are just tall nuggets?? thank you @mgsease for your genius

[🐦‍🔥ラディックス 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @radixhidayat]

This is peak meme. So simple. So deep. So powerful. The avant-garde of memes.

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @okiecorri]

duolingo: he is a boy

me: él es un niño

duolingo: she is a girl

me: ella es una niña

duolingo: can i make it anymore obvious

me: puedo—wait

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

10 YEAR CHALLENGE

Insulin (2009) - $93
Insulin (2019) - $275

That’s a 195.69% increase for a lifesaving drug with no significant changes to the drug itself.

It’s extortion, and it should be illegal.

[Carolyn Adams @carolyngadams]

@SenatorIsakson @DrewFergusonGA @Perduesenate
I urge you to cosponsor and support the enactment of the Central American Women and Children Protection Act. #IAmHere with @IJM to use my voice because everyone deserves to live in peace—no matter where they live.

[jk @bangtankor]

the world should see this. twitter do your thing.

[maddy @reddropshrty]

I’m never deleting this app