Caroline Olivia

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Wtf do you even know about your inner thighs for real

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

@CMChiOsse NYPD is towing cars on park place, with less than 24hrs No Parking notice. They started towing cars at 7pm, and only put the no parking signs up TODAY! Not even giving people enough time to move their cars!!

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

My mom: omg I just flashlighted myself

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Who knew a trumpet would be the instrument to turn me on

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

My mother just described my name as “ooozy”

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

This week I acquired a cast iron and today my favorite fucking person told me she’s having a baby and my heart cannot handle this much joy!!!!!

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Sherbet is the best fucking thing on this earth

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Had a dream I met Lucy Dacus and asked to take a photo with her and we did a whole photo shoot?

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

lol I can’t wait to not be sick I’m doin crazy shit

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

When you’re ultimate creeping on insta and your finger slips and you like a photo from 2016 do you just delete everything!!!

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Anyone up lol

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Life is all fun and games until you get sick and then it’s like how can I possibly live?????

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

I wish I could go to a @TURNSTILEHC concert once a week

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

I severely need the sun to return @nymetrowx

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

@nymetrowx no no no

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Getting to know people is really a bummer sometimes lol

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

The ultimate red flag is when a dude says “I’ve gotten that review before”
because even though they’re aware of it, this time likely won’t be any different 🫣🫣🫣

[TURNSTILE @TURNSTILEHC]

TURNSTILE LOVE CHANNEL:
TUNE IN

https://t.co/ANdlGQtkAy

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Always interesting when you buckle your seatbelt on the plane and it fits perfectly. Like who was this person with the same size hips as me?

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Me literally on tinder just to find hot friends

[Caroline Olivia @carolyo_]

Flirting with babes by calling them Burger Queen