CP

Never go with a hippie to a second location. views are just mine. she/her

[CP @caroprich]

i love all drama but especially Dramamine

[Charli @charli_xcx]

kamala IS brat

[CP @caroprich]

walkin thru costco in north texas like oh this is what it’s like to do life on easy mode

[CP @caroprich]

I just watched a “no grocery dinner” recipe on TikTok for when you need to do a grocery run and don’t have much on hand and the first ingredient was a whole kielbasa

[CP @caroprich]

?

[CP @caroprich]

the cheeseburger scene from The Menu but it’s me asking for Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

[CP @caroprich]

stata count ur days

[CP @caroprich]

WHAT is a BRIDAL LUNCHEON

[CP @caroprich]

there’s a fast casual Balkan restaurant that just opened in the Greenwich village…. paying for burek in USD doesn’t sit right w me

[CP @caroprich]

Ali Wible just asked me if The Last of Us was a Colleen Hoover book

[CP @caroprich]

@Mak_inthebox Firm agree

[CP @caroprich]

gonna make up a boldfaced lie about hormones and try to make it go viral on tiktok just to feel something

[CP @caroprich]

republican holdouts getting applauded after switching their votes to McCarthy

[CP @caroprich]

@Mak_inthebox Alright I’m gonna need details

[CP @caroprich]

another holiday season being gaslit that Nester Long Eared Christmas Donkey was a fever dream that only I experienced as a child

[CP @caroprich]

I need them to add categories for allergies, cold weather, & the fragile human condition for this to be helpful to me

[CP @caroprich]

coffee’s not enough anymore, need what they’re giving those Matilda kids

[CP @caroprich]

@jacke7695 I’m sorry but I’m glad this is a thing bc people acted like I popped a champagne bottle

[CP @caroprich]

when u forget ab science for a sec & flip open the straw on your water bottle & pressure causes it to EXPLODE & everyone anywhere near you gets wet & everyone gets mad & the older woman next to you says “I thought it was raining!” & then u sit like this for the rest of the flight

[CP @caroprich]

💀💀💀

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

7. Now, Tucker Carlson would never use his political connections to assist with Buckley's career. Right?

Except that Carlson wrote HUNTER BIDEN in 2014 and asked for his help getting Buckley into Georgetown