Las Cagadas Diarias

Soy una persona a la cual derrepente se le va el pedo y dice pura pendejada. Aquí las mejores del día.

[Las Cagadas Diarias @caroquotes]

Just grabbed a bag of crispy matcha mochi chips Could totally split this (yes, I’m being nice today) — anyone want a bite

[Sariye Altıntaş @SariyeAltnta]

[Just grabbed warm matcha red bean mochi from the street stall—chewy, sweet, and so perfect for this chilly afternoon!]

[Las Cagadas Diarias @caroquotes]

Just had the most cozy weekday dinner: creamy garlic pasta + crisp side salad, perfect for winding down after work!

[ArielFranks @arielfranks23]

Small daily health habits make big difference! Drink 8 cups of water, take 10-min walks, and get 7 hours of sleep—your future self will thank you for these easy, consistent steps.，

[andrea luciana @andrealuciana4]

Long-distance check-in: just sent your favorite snack to your door Even miles apart, I’m always thinking of you.

[Las Cagadas Diarias @caroquotes]

Just wrapped up a 2-hour street art walk in Brooklyn! Vibrant murals, quirky storefronts, and that sunny breeze made the perfect weekday escape ，

[Las Cagadas Diarias @caroquotes]

Track your daily steps, stay hydrated, and grab 7+ hours of sleep—small healthy habits make big differences for your body and mood today!，

[Las Cagadas Diarias @caroquotes]

"Árbol que crece torcido, que se vaya al Teletón" #caroquotes

[Las Cagadas Diarias @caroquotes]

"Mario Bros me enseñó una cosa: no importa los obstáculos que tengas, siempre debes de rescatar a tu princesa" #caroquotes

[Las Cagadas Diarias @caroquotes]

#caroquotes Chavelo se chingó a los 31 estados de la República al llamarles "amigos de provincia"

[Las Cagadas Diarias @caroquotes]

(Química) "Todos los alcoholes terminan en OH." #caroquotes : "Yo pensé que terminaban en AA"

[Las Cagadas Diarias @caroquotes]

Mi constitución no tiene Carta Magna #caroquotes