Car

[Car @carosu]

@goodurs my favourite is Albertina the hen #ToyShow

[Car @carosu]

According to the Sanrio corporation, English girls have whiskers.#hellokittyisnotacat

[Car @carosu]

Remember when we used to think the theme song 'Bad Boys' was referring to the criminals? #copscameraman #Ferguson

[Car @carosu]

“@IrishTimes: Ryanair introduces business class service http://t.co/sZEOgCHNZ9 via @IrishTimesBiz” The ticket with the free drinking water?

[Car @carosu]

Why am I getting tweets in Arabic? Am I hacked again?

[Car @carosu]

@goodurs Americans are ignorant when it comes to any accent other than their own, but Kerry can be a challenge allright

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I wish I'd had room to outlaw rape in the Ten Commandments, but obviously working on Saturday and neighborhood donkey-coveting had priority.

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Gaza death toll hits 193 as Israel resumes attacks http://t.co/MMgXNVFBrR

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Nigerian leader cancels meeting with parents of abducted Chibok schoolgirls, accusing activists of playing politics http://t.co/pHO4DLOqvo

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

The Taoiseach has told the Dáil that the marriage equality referendum will take place in the spring of next year

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

"A more obscene act of woman hatred than to simply refuse to admit that women exist is hard to imagine" http://t.co/amIBqXY4Zx ( @marstrina)

[Car @carosu]

http://t.co/LepgU0hgZp

[Car @carosu]

FFS. Hacked again.

[Car @carosu]

Performing standup in Lafflines in New West on the 21st.

[Car @carosu]

Is it cultural appropriation if non Irish people wear Aran jumpers? #yecanfreezemainlanders

[Car @carosu]

Alanis on the radio screaming THANK YOU, THANK YOU, SILENCE! #ironic #ohcanada

[Cork Arts Theatre @Corkartstheatre]

"Disconnected" which consists of a series of six one-act horror plays opens this Thursday until Saturday at 8pm at The Cork Arts Theatre.

[Cork Arts Theatre @Corkartstheatre]

"Disconnected" opens here tomorrow... Come and see this horror extravaganza at 8pm tomorrow until this Saturday the 14th of September!!!

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Orange Order applies for new parade through republican Ardoyne area http://t.co/wdzoAEBeat