Caro 🌹

roses are red, violets are blue, it don’t be like that, but sometimes it do

[Caro 🌹 @caroswanner]

Are the Ted Bundy Tapes on @netflix just... TED talks??

[Caro 🌹 @caroswanner]

sometimes I think about how collin creek mall closed and it makes me sad

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Cmon man!!! That was a FOUL!! #ncaaW Baylor vs UConn. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Benji Krol @BenjiKrol]

why does everyone walk so slow

[Baylor University @Baylor]

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[Joy @Joy_Prolife]

God: *creates Kangaroos
Angels: they are amazing
God: thanks they have pockets

[rebecca hill @beccidee17]

What a shot taken from Melbourne Australia 🔭🪐

[anthony the voyager 🇮🇹🎺💋🧣 @voulezgaga]

ABBA in 1980:

[HH @_harry_hall]

my whole concept of history has been shattered ever since i saw someone say “Rosa Parks died in 2005, meaning she could’ve watched Shrek”

[spooky @the_av_club_]

The President of Disney Channel

[You @Mr1738]

There’s a line you never cross, and this is one of em.

[Laura Jákli @laurajakli]

2020 email intros are getting creative.

[Joe @joesalzer]

My friend Bobby just casually said “if art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time” and I was like hold up hold up hold up

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[abbie,,ꕤ @alright_abbie]

a relationship should be 50/50, he’s a punk and she does ballet

[sara louise ✨🦋 @saraloukay]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING SHFHKA THERES INTERNS HOLDING EMMYS OUTSIDE EVERYONES HOUSE AND IF YOU LOSE THEY JUST LEAVE ??? THERES GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY IM HOLLERING

[LukieB 🚶🏻 @karp_lucas]

If Netflix really cared about us they would make a live action of this series