jules

#1 lana del rey fan

[jules @carp3tmuncha]

pov: my pocket

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

As a catholic atheist

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this

[jules @carp3tmuncha]

the literal worst thing you could be is any denomination of christian besides catholic

[jules @carp3tmuncha]

@myhandsbecold LMFAOOOO😭

[jules @carp3tmuncha]

@myhandsbecold i didnt realize my feed is niche twitter im so honored

[LUKEGGNX @lukeggnx]

try 3 years without a lana del rey album

[jules @carp3tmuncha]

working at the animal shelter has given me Nothing except ringworm

[future saint 🇩🇪 🇪🇸 @alexamazov]

you can tell one of my ex boyfriends used to beat me up just by the way that i tweet

[elle 🌱 #1 heracross luvr 🐛 @heracrvss]

i was born in the right generation. i love smoking weed and playing pokémon

[charlotte @foxxglitter]

Not having a switch 2 and seeing everyone play Pokopia feels like this

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

have scientists figured out why all tops have autism and all bottoms have bpd yet

[icy @glacialkraken]

“oh man i can’t wait to start my journey as a pokemon trainer”

the bullshit you find on route 1:

[村瀬 @MuraseLelait]

猫の日なので猫ポケモン達を再掲🐈

[jules @carp3tmuncha]

getting paid to play god with ants

[Nina @ninaselenenyc]

I lied, there is no sex we need to give my cat a pill and it’s a two person job

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

You have to have a high IQ to enjoy the new Lana Del Rey single