Gumby’s top Capo

gorsh!

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Chef loves to leave me little treats around :3

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My boss: “Hey, can you sign something for me real quick?”
Me: “Yeah sure”
Then my boss proceeds to leave before getting me to sign anything at all

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Using a years worth of good graces to hide in the back and do no work at this wedding since there’s like a dozen people here who know me and my manager understands I don’t wanna deal with that

[Gumby’s top Capo @CarpeDMT]

These apples got cobbled in a way they didn’t know was possible

[Gumby’s top Capo @CarpeDMT]

Gonna start pit maneuvering or just head-on crashing into any and all vehicles with LED headlights, I’m fucking tired of the mobile flashbangs

[Gumby’s top Capo @CarpeDMT]

Birthday boy gets his birthday salmon

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Walked into a cartel execution at work today

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They played this set like that one Dane Cook comedy special

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Testing every last 9v here by putting it on my tongue and electrocuting myself gently

[Gumby’s top Capo @CarpeDMT]

Opening the wrong sized salmon like a stupid dickhead

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Dropped my Red Bull perfectly on a rock for it to get punctured and spray me down as I’m walking into work

[Gumby’s top Capo @CarpeDMT]

This is my own personal hell

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Slurping some dang ol’ radioactive ooze

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Post-treat lip smacks

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Overheated at work and now I’ve got the cold, wet towel of shame

[Gumby’s top Capo @CarpeDMT]

At a museum for work and was told I’m not allowed to look at the stuff because it’s “closed”
Yeah ok I’ll go grab my blinders I guess?

[Gumby’s top Capo @CarpeDMT]

On some SpongeBob shit

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Drip or die

[Gumby’s top Capo @CarpeDMT]

It’s been a bisexual monster and cleaning around 800 mushrooms type of day

[Gumby’s top Capo @CarpeDMT]

A boy and his beef