same bottom half of face as jon hamm

i like guitar, video games and cats. he/him

[same bottom half of face as jon hamm @jawnee1]

@AprilTurtle_ As it turns out unless you know someone or are a freak that thrives in corporate chaos your two choices are suffer or be poor as shit

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

dogshit boring slop you couldn’t pay me to listen to, behold the real white boy culture

[same bottom half of face as jon hamm @jawnee1]

@AprilTurtle_ I don’t think boomers realize that most people’s financial bottom lines are so thin, like leaving a stable job / job with healthcare can absolutely demolish you in the long run if 1 bad thing happens at the wrong time

[same bottom half of face as jon hamm @jawnee1]

@sprawlgodx That shit drives me insane dude. “you can’t complain about prices if you’re not going to 10 stores for 2 items from each” like is all you people do go to the fucking grocery store

[same bottom half of face as jon hamm @jawnee1]

@swissch33z really seems like the defenders are missing a big hole in their defense

>prices have gone up but so have real wages!!

Your boss is not giving you a raise out of the goodness of their heart. It takes 6-9 months to find a fucking job and prices will go up again in that time

[same bottom half of face as jon hamm @jawnee1]

I do have a low film IQ but the amount of letterboxd people that start seething when a film they think is bad does well / is well received is nuts. Like I roll my eyes at the marvel stuff but I’ve read 2 star and below reviews of obsession where I can feel the rage from my phone

[same bottom half of face as jon hamm @jawnee1]

@sabatonfan69 Worst part is if you let yourself get rage baited into clicking on something you think is stupid, as soon as you refresh your timeline is all that. Has honestly caused me to use this site less

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

The real Aubrey Graham (trapped in a mirror): no! Don’t do it!! At least make one of them good!

Drake: NO. and I’m going to show everyone our meat again muahaha

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

The Brother Warlords Haiman "Son of the Porous" Baobao and Pai "Celestial Imbecile" Daxing Marches north to Shanxi Province, leaving a wake of destruction behibd them. hailing from the land of Biqi-Ni they march to old Beijing to find the Hidden Formula to the fabled Kabi Pai ti

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Security took me out of the line at the PinkPantheress show and inspected my hairline. They didnt do this to anyone else in line.

Explain this @Ticketmaster.

[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

I’ll never understand cruises. Best case, you are a hostage in a mid-tier resort and get to pop off at a Señor Frog’s. Worst case, millions are asking for your ship to be bombed to smithereens to prevent you from returning.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

its seems obvious that a weed burglar broke in and used my bong to smoke all the weed and then escaped into the dead of night

[same bottom half of face as jon hamm @jawnee1]

@SkinnyTuna You curse Riot and lament how they will never truly pay for their sins and then you hit that mf queue button and go next

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

when you realize your best bro was secretly W plaps the whole time

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

niggas be like "how can you hate subway, you made the sandwich" BECAUSE THE INGREDIENTS ARE MADE OF SHARK DICK AND LADYBUG PUSSY

[same bottom half of face as jon hamm @jawnee1]

Sad to report he is still so fucking funny

[John Hudson @John_Hudson]

can't believe that just happened: Trump got a NASA question and deferred to NASA administrator Jared Isaacman, saying "the best man to tell you that is the man sitting right over here. You heard that question with those beautiful ears of yours ... He's got super hearing"

[same bottom half of face as jon hamm @jawnee1]

@fender_belly They will look you in the eyes and genuinely describe it like it’s Sodom & Gomorrah from the Bible

[Greg Kelly @gregkellyusa]

Coach Vrabel looks like he’s about to Plead Guilty to SECURITIES FRAUD. He was “making out” in a Bar SIX years ago. Meanwhile AARON HERNANDEZ was committing Triple HOMICIDE between games but still had a Positive Attitude. LIGHTEN UP COACH!