shartizard

born to shit ..... forced to wipe

[shartizard @carpedont]

me applying to a news station after college:

[nat @natzattack]

this is so???

[Ross Tweets Games @RossTweetsGames]

This is the greatest video I have ever seen

[shartizard @carpedont]

being a server is starving all day with no energy until you get 2 croutons dipped in ranch and you somehow feel it fuel you

[shartizard @carpedont]

logan calling me at 2 am to tell me jimmy buffet died so i have all of saturday to prepare for how much i’m gonna hear margaritaville at karaoke tonight

[shartizard @carpedont]

bad girls club is my fav reality tv show bc someone will literally pour bleach in another girl’s contact lens container and justify it with “NO ONE messed with THE Christina from Staten Island”

[shartizard @carpedont]

holly pointed out a stranger at a bar that looked like a young tim robinson and i couldn’t stop making eye contact with him like

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

girls bringing their gay friends to the bathroom with them https://t.co/LfPncbklnS

[Eddie Valentine 🇵🇸🎨 @Thrash_Minded]

Rent free

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

“It was also the night that the skeletons came to life”

[shartizard @carpedont]

why can’t people just be happy for me?