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all the time son and husband. most of the time computer nerd. sometimes musician. sometimes photographer.

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@FriendsCallMeJW Lol I’m getting dizzy just watching this

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@RogueCompany The link doesn’t work for me at all. Please advise.

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@alexeffinbaby I’m about to promise anything on this, I won’t ever have to deliver

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@FriendsCallMeJW @Twitch Watching or playing?

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@alexeffinbaby YES BRO

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@_slacksey Great watch

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@alexeffinbaby Lol, people gonna need context

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@alexeffinbaby I want Popeyes bad

[Rick Pino @rickpino]

Anyone can worship when things are going good. But the strength of your worship is tested when times are hard.

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CEO gives up salary to cover front line workers and people raise a point about inequality. Let’s ignore the fact that someone is just being generous, fine. Do you actually believe that CEO and hourly employee responsibilities are comparable and should be compensated as such?

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The best part of streaming Church is the comments section.

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@_slacksey Just buy a bidet

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@alexeffinbaby 🙏🏼

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@alexeffinbaby The 40 thing is real bro.

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Stop criticizing billionaires for giving millions to charitable causes by converting to “average household income” figures. They don’t have to give. Relativity is not a metric and at the end of the day dollars are dollars. Exercise gratitude, it will get you much further.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

This guy sucks

-Me eating cheese on my couch watching someone on Forged in Fire struggle turning a bike chain and a bucket of fish hooks into a samurai sword.

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Queer Eye out here doing the work of God for real.

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Dedicated escape key is a feature on the new MBP. LOL.

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Signing up for Disney+ just so I can stream Johnny Tsunami.

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@Thoen It’s the worst when it’s non-iPhone and you can’t leave.