Sam

July 11, 2017 💙

[Sam @carpenter4425]

@tanishamox I'm so excited for you!!!

[Sam @carpenter4425]

@tanishamox They're the best! Gentle giants for sure. Mags is so good with Cameron too!

[Sam @carpenter4425]

@tanishamox 10/10 would recommend

[Sam @carpenter4425]

@tanishamox Depends on the maturity of the child. But my parents left me home alone when I was like 7-8 and I'm just sayin they probably shouldn't have 😂 I feel like 11-12 is acceptable

[Sam @carpenter4425]

When I think about the person I was in high school I want to punch myself in the face.

[Freestyle Raps @FreestyIeRaps]

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[Sam @carpenter4425]

@kkendraa__ I should smack him 😂

[Sam @carpenter4425]

@kkendraa__ Need a Kendra day asap plz

[Sam @carpenter4425]

@kkendraa__ Thinking of you babes💕💕

[Sam @carpenter4425]

I got my cheese fries but man fuck today

[Sam @carpenter4425]

Some love a man in uniform, some a man in a suit. But me, I love mine covered in saw dust smelling like fresh cut pine. Nothing better than that 🤤

[Sam @carpenter4425]

The only thing getting me through now until tomorrow is that we get take out for lunch on Friday's.
There will be cheese fries.

[Amanda Woodward @amandapaigee5]

I love my boyfriend so much it’s literally disgusting

[Sam @carpenter4425]

Talk shit about my kid and I WILL fuck you up. That's a promise

[Sam @carpenter4425]

Incase you're wondering what kind of Mom I am, when losing at beer pong last night my defense word for word was "Sorry Ashton, I got a baby and shit, I don't do this often" 😂

[Sam @carpenter4425]

Part of me doesn't want to get rid of Cameron's binky because then he reallyyyy isn't a baby anymore and that makes me so sad. They grow way too fast 😥

[Sam @carpenter4425]

@haybails39 You know it 😘