Ian Carpenter

AU ‘24 🐅🦅

[Allen Corbin - Brisket American @allencorbin]

A sport that was built on regionalism isn’t thriving by killing regional rivalries? I’m shocked.

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

I’ve said it before and will say it again. The people pushing for an expanded playoff don’t actually like College Football.

They like other sports, and want to make CFB like those.

It’s in every single comment section: “But the NBA does it!” “But you can lose several games in the NFL and you’re not eliminated!” “But March Madness has Cinderellas!”

That’s fine. Go watch those then. College Football doesn’t have to become like everything else.

It’s okay for things to be unique & separate and not function the same.

[DJ @TxForever]

Texas A&M honoring Pete Hegseth in attendance by being at a stalemate with a much lesser opponent

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

The concept of a “play-in” game for the CFP is completely pointless.

WE ALREADY HAVE THEM. ALL YEAR.

2025 ND vs. Miami: play-in game
2025 Texas A&M vs. ND: play-in game
2025 Texas vs. Georgia: play-in game
2025 Michigan vs. OU: play-in game
2025 Vandy vs. Alabama: play-in game
2025 Texas vs. Ohio State: play-in game
2024 BYU vs. ASU: play-in game
2024 Alabama vs. Tennessee: play-in game

Not to mention games that ended up being de facto play-ins for one of the teams:

2025 Texas (cost them CFP) vs. Florida
2025 OU (stayed alive) vs. Alabama
2025 Pitt vs. GT (eliminated from ACCCG)
2025 SMU (eliminated from ACCCG) vs. Cal
2025 SC vs. Texas A&M (stayed alive)
2024 Alabama (eliminated) vs. OU
2024 Ole Miss (eliminated) vs. Florida
2024 Miami (eliminated) vs. Syracuse
2024 Clemson (got to ACC CG) vs. Pitt
2024 Clemson (got in) vs. SMU
2024 SMU (stayed alive) vs. Duke
2024 Indiana (stayed alive) vs. Michigan

College Football’s REGULAR SEASON is a CONSTANT PLAYOFF.

Anyone who wants to erode that and expand the Playoff simply hates the sport and wants to make it look like everything else.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You’re right — I realize now hydraulic scissor lifts are only safe in winds up to 35 mph — not 50 mph as I previously stated

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Ruining movie night by trying to count the number of men in 12 Angry Men and continuously losing track

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Where do you list your vertical and three point shooting percentage on a resume?

[trap dad @dude_gang]

just fouled out at work

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Mike Vrabel on the surface tablet asking co-pilot how to defend a slant route

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

there should be another nfl game the morning of the super bowl between the worst teams in both conferences

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

*being robbed at gunpoint by a beautiful woman* you know i normally have way more cash than this on me

[donald boat @laserboat999]

If you weren't wriggling with me in the undergrowth then how the fuck do you expect to flutter over the canopy with me bro

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Cignetti and Mendoza

[Fat Rat @FatRatCowboy]

Carson Beck watching Indiana

[Bachmeier_for_heisman @mvp30_curry]

It just means more 👀

[Blue-Ray (Thomas Haugh Enthusiast) 2025 CHAMPS 🐊 @MVPMertz]

Ranking every Georgia break from the refs this year

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

POV: you just lost the sugar bowl