SaltWater Cowboy

Bucks, Bacon, and Boobies! 'MERICA

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

Hey girl ya make me wanna write a song, sit cha down an' sing it to ya all night long.

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

Ever since I met you girl, you been on my brain. I cant of think of nothing else but you all night and day.

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

@AlecBleeker sometime after December 7th bubba

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

@AlecBleeker aye

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

I bub you bub. @madlock_bryce

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

Well now maybe I shouldn't get fightin mad, but for some ol' redneck reason I do.

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

I don't know what to do.

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

@ianbenner1 where?

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

@ianbenner1 if its black shoot it twice

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

You're the flops on me feet, the top down on my Jeep. You're the watermelon sticky-lip kiss on my cheek.

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

"@CloydRivers: What does the fox say? Who cares. This here is Merica. We breed bald eagles, badasses and Back to Back World War Champs."

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

He'd only come ta town bout twice a year. He'd by a hundred pound of yeast an' some copper line. Everybody knew that he made moonshine.

[Bryce Madlock @madlock_bryce]

Gotta make shit difficult.

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Grab a can of dip, pack a lip, and forget the bullshit #StressReliever

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

I'm wearin huntin boots and my waterproof hoodie tomorrow

[αℓєχιѕ ∂υ¢к @duckgirl_97]

@carpercyrus avi tho👌

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

That's one hell of an amen

[SaltWater Cowboy @carpercyrus]

I was taught to walk with God and run from trouble. But I ran with a crowd that was bound to change my ways.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Gals ain't that hard to understand. They like hoodies, yoga pants, snacks, cuddlin' and compliments. Bitches love compliments. Merica.