Zac Carpenter

Habitual Line Stepper. | Instagram: @zaccarpenter | Follow and listen to my Podcast @almost_educated

[SKIIIIIII🌊 @iDREW_uBitch]

“Riddle me this….. can I crack?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

@DatNiggaRoane had half a fried chicken last night…

[Billy Strings @BillyStrings]

4.18.26 | Charlottesville, VA 🦵

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

a little bit more.

[Bearsszn @bearszn]

Ben Johnson is continuing to build an exciting culture in Chicago🔥

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

this has been my wallpaper for like six months.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

this is one of the hardest pics of all time

[Burns @therealburns3]

The Bears lowkey might score 100 points tomorrow

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

damn near put a man in a coma last night. the universe was testing my character and i believe i passed.

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

pimple on my forehead the size of JLo’s ass

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@DatNiggaRoane whatever you say pal

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

everybody has at least one wonky toe.

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

from my regular spot at my girlfriends job i have a perfect view of the only president named “zachary” let that sink in man

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

@AndyMcHale_ yes sir!

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i’m sure this won’t be a massive misfire.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Jaden Smith a real one for this

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

lock the e-brake, turn the wheel, leave something heavy on the gas pedal and get agile as hell homeboy.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

The moment I learn to do this then the streets are in trouble 😂😂

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

anybody wanna throw the ones?

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

nobody cares about shit until they have to.

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

only person in this bar and i’m rooting for my bears aloud

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

i shaved my head last night. insane decision.

[Zac Carpenter @carpisnotfunny]

like a monkey ready to be shit into space