carpmachinegun

big carp moves !

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

these salty pretzels are making me thirsty

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

@nakeyjakey you look like the aphex twin of gamers

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carpmachinegun has been granted access to an undisclosed amount of souljacoin $$$

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

They found them.

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there is nothing in delft,

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

what do you know of Waco

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Oh you can send me money directly on X now? Cool 😎

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

they’re trying to make my suicide look like an accident

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

.@theweeknd

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

if carpmachinegun was around back in the day, there wouldn't be no homeric question

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

I can't believe they shut down yahu answers

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

@Demodestroier no

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO POST

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

IN 1976 A MAN WAS SHOT DEAD IN BELFAST BY A MINOR REPUBLICAN PARAMILITARY THAT CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONLY ONE OTHER ATTACK ... HIS WOUNDS HAVE NEVER STOPPED BLEEDING ... THE BODY HAS BEEN KEPT BY MI5 AND IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A BLOOD TRANSFUSION IN THE U.K HE WAS THE DONOR

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

white people love that youtube

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

these unemployed people selling coal in the streets of katowice

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

flock cameras could've stopped 9/11

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

yoko ono broke up nirvana

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

setting out to create a sequel to smoking and daydrinking

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

carpmachinegun has been exposed

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

The CIA’s MKUltra mind control program may still be active and conducting experiments on Americans, according to testimony before the House Oversight Committee.

[carpmachinegun @carpmachinegun]

larp until you make it