Tom Carpenter

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[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

@tobie_chapman Finally have my country back

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

G’day
#hottest100ofaustraliansongs

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

Good win @ aus men

[Xavier Voigt-Hill @voigthill]

You're meant to bowl 90 overs in a day, or 15 an hour, or whatever proportion thereof. Two minutes are knocked off your total time for each wicket and four for an official drinks break for starters, then your DRS, sightscreen adjustments, removal of folks with red hats and such

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

JUST IN: England have been docked two points from their World Test Championship tally and fined 10% of their match fee for their slow over rate in the Lord's Test against India #ENGvIND

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

Poor Kevlon Anderson just wanted to leave the field ASAP, but now he’s copped the title of Worst Review Ever because Mikyle Louis convinced him to take it. Cruel game

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

@hdhdnxh627w7w This feels like a Barrett thing

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

@hdhdnxh627w7w Meant to say white ball but completely Haddin’d it

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

“number one ranked white bowler in the world” can we get Brad Haddin a speech coach

[James McCaghrey @MccaghreyJames]

Good on Konstas ensuring no 26 all out, those records should stay with the legends.

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

#NewProfilePic

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

Moment of silence for Collo

[rameen 🐝 @rameenwhile]

me: spills a glass of milk

my mom: what the hell

the milk: thanks mate

the proverb: don't cry

jofra archer tweet from 4th April 2014: they be spilling milk like crazy

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

@ShishKebab2k Burn all microphones

[Jaanvi🏏 @that_shutterbug]

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If possible, request you to contribute whatever amount you could. No amount is less, and every rupee matters.

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[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

Good to see a cricket scoreline that looks equally bad in both Australian and global formats

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, Starc with a pink ball

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

@awkdipti Worry about Karun Nair

[Tom Carpenter @Carpo34]

10/10 engagement bait. Superb work

[AFL @AFL]

Tensions rise after Cameron slots the Lions' second.

#AFLBluesLions