natalie 🖤

half emo half bimbo | enjoyer of angsty music | fuck ice

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

hello my midwest emos

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

i fear i would have knocked him right back out

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

She saved his life and he tried to kiss her

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

my coworker makes my blood BOIL I WANT TO BREAK HIS FUCKING JAW

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

had to use the words “a different shade of blue” in a work email and have no one to make a knocked loose reference to

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

gonna force my fiance to buy me a matcha bc i’m stuck working and he has the rest of the week off

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

@cupofsar same i hate the thought of it 😭

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

does anyone on here meal prep and if so how do you avoid killing yourself after the 3rd day of eating the exact same thing

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

i miss when our minds weren’t collectively so infiltrated by consumerism :/

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

why does everyone in my family have their birthday right by a holiday

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

my fiance is singing ave maria while peeing like a race horse

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

went to the gym to try to feel better and now i just feel nauseous af <3

[alex @abjortia]

another summer where i’m still fat and busted

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

this would make me kms

[Emilly @EmillyStreamz]

I cooked my boyfriend breakfast and asked him to leave me a review..

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

70% chance of tornado in my town today 😃

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

the internal struggle of having health anxiety about literally everything while also being incapable of taking my stupid ass to the doctor for some reason

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

yall need to stop pretending ariana grande is “the healthiest she’s ever been” just because she says so. she CLEARLY needs immediate help

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

bc why are you as an adult complaining about being bored at a wedding ceremony idk!!!

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

some people were not told “too bad” or “deal with it” enough as a child and it shows

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

i’m sorry but literally who the fuck cares

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

my fiance is such a milf magnet lol

[natalie 🖤 @carpycore]

a house centipede fell on the floor when i was showering and i screamed so loud :(