Carli

happiness is the same price as red bottoms : : better get to work

[Carli @carreed7]

yeah things could be better, but I'm happy where I am right now

[Carli @carreed7]

Happiness Begins at #THETOUR @joejonas @jonasbrothers @iJONAS_
https://t.co/hZpuQXSHi4

[Carli @carreed7]

Avril Lavigne is Melissa Vandella. Change my mind.

[Carli @carreed7]

@emmaloyce_ I’m down to this right now tbh

[Carli @carreed7]

@AshleighJonas_ That’s really rude.

[Matt @mattmazurk4]

She’s only 65 years old today. Her white classmates are the generation running this country right now. That’s the problem.

[Carli @carreed7]

@AshleighJonas_ Because when I say smile or laugh you cover your entire face......

[Carli @carreed7]

@AshleighJonas_ Plans for our first morning on vacation??

[Ryan Struyk @ryanstruyk]

Reported US coronavirus cases in March via @CNN:

3/1: 89
3/2: 105
3/3: 125
3/4: 159
3/5: 227
3/6: 331
3/7: 444
3/8: 564
3/9: 728
3/10: 1,000
3/11: 1,267
3/12: 1,645
3/13: 2,204
3/14: 2,826
3/15: 3,505
3/16: 4,466
3/17: 6,135
3/18: 8,760
3/19: 13,229
Now: 18,182

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Coronavirus is the worst thing to hit Italy since Paolo's singing voice

[Miley Cyrus Media @mileysbae]

Tips to prevent Corona:

- u can cover mouth when coughing
- u can wash ur hands for 20 secs
- u can change ur hair
- u can change your clothes
- u can change your mind, that's just the way it goes
- u can say goodbye
- u can say hello
- but you'll always find your way back home

[Carli @carreed7]

@AshleighJonas_ That’s what you were thinking about at midnight??????

[Carli @carreed7]

@AshleighJonas_ I’m reporting this for false accusations.

[Carli @carreed7]

Thanks @panerabread I’m not hangry or anything 🙄

[Carli @carreed7]

@halsey @voguemagazine OKAY LASH QUEEN I SEE YOU 🕷

[Carli @carreed7]

@EricHandley AND I MOTHERFUCKING OOOOOP

[Carli @carreed7]

not even a slight surprise @halsey @Spotify #spotifywrapped https://t.co/WxB6Dih3LQ

[Carli @carreed7]

@AshleighJonas_ @halsey Ummmmm