Ems

Exit, pursued by a bear

[Ems @Carrellii]

Cat got pipes 🎶

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

elrond forming the fellowship of the ring:

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Surprise

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

I haven’t seen saltburn yet but I imagine this is what it’s like

[Justin🐀 @justbarke]

Every Resident Evil scientist memo

Page 1:

“I cross-bred a silverback gorilla with a preying mantis then gave it AK-47s for arms. Bob has been poking it with a stick non-stop for 80 hours now. Hopefully it doesn’t escape.”

Page 2:

“It escaped.”

[lucy @hayffiestrinket]

PLEASE can we have a lego resident evil game because i know they’ll make ethan losing his hand and just putting it back on 100x funnier than it already is

[Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch]

In an effort to make dental hygiene more appealing and easier for my neurodivergent brain, I made a few purchases today that will hopefully help with brushing and flossing more consistently!

I wanted to share in case these will help you, too.

🧵

[Ems @Carrellii]

@Jake_McGuire33

[Warner Bros. Games @wbgames]

Calling all Beaters, Chasers, Keepers, and Seekers! Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions limited playtest signups are live now! Sign up at https://t.co/E9cQekLOzV. #QuidditchChampions

[GAME.co.uk @GAMEdigital]

🔥 #GIVEAWAY 🔥
We're giving away this Dead Space Collector's Edition which includes a wearable replica of Isaac's helmet!

To be in with a chance to #win:
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Ends 11.59pm BST 17/04/23
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[Ems @Carrellii]

Didn’t know you were married pal @AndyProod

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My husband has started whispering "Time for tubby custard" just before he orgasms. I don't know how much longer I can stay with him.

[Ems @Carrellii]

@GAMEdigital Revelio 👀

[GAME.co.uk @GAMEdigital]

Accio Collectors Edition! 🧙

To celebrate the launch of #HogwartsLegacy we're giving you the chance to #win the GAME Exclusive Collectors Edition for PS5!

Enter:
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Ends: 11:59 pm 21/02/23

[Ems @Carrellii]

@GAMEdigital @AndyProod

[GAME.co.uk @GAMEdigital]

🔥 GIVEAWAY 🔥

To celebrate the launch of The Callisto Protocol, we are giving one lucky winner a PS5 Collector's Edition of the game!

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Ends: 11:59am 9/12/22

[Ems @Carrellii]

@AndyProod

[cf99 @cianf99]

I could be starving to death and you would still never let a rustler burger cross my lips, radioactive grub

[Ems @Carrellii]

@TheQueenKaiser

[JJ 🇵🇸 @boringdystopian]

My sister has just sent me this image from a hotel in Turkey and I'm not sure I believe my eyes

[Ems @Carrellii]

@TheQueenKaiser Nerd

[notfunny @apnaj2]

I know a Joffrey Baratheon when I see 1

[Ems @Carrellii]

@abidickson01 @AndyProod