Agreed to get a Thai massage and all a can say is wtf was that?? Thought it would be relaxing but ended up getting absolutely battered with a wife dain a 5k up and doon ma spine
A knew fast & furious was gonny be ridiculous but John Cena flying a kayak fuelled on 3 miniature vodkas is beyond anything a could have prepared for
First night syndrome on holiday is no joke, just woke up fully dressed shoes man bag the lot covered in colourful whitey looking like av scranned the tweenies
Rishi Sunak has announced that Britain will contribute £480 million over a three-year period in partnership with France to help tackle illegal migrant crossings over the Channel
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