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[andy @heyitsandy_]

me if i didn’t spend £15-£20 every single day on “bits”

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Weekends are for having fun”

me:

[jamie @wrestlejamia]

Gary Barlow when his son came out of the womb

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

'There's some food left over from a meeting in the boardr-'

[tori 🪩🥂🍒 @bensonscully]

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Just spent money again... when does it end

[mariana @pastapilled]

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

[Big Mo 🤎 @cassy_collins_]

The first day of your period is really a day of sober reflection. Nothing in this life is funny, and everyone is extremely annoying

[SK🤺 @Shxhryar]

Summer holidays as an adult is being excited that there's no traffic en route to work😭

[m🎀 @cheesecakeo_16]

Being a woman is hard You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet

[h @harry_jrh]

neeeeed whatever antidepressants she’s on

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I don’t like who I become when I’m around a cheese board. Very greedy and competitive

[layaa @layaaabaee]

you’ll never kno how bad you been treated until you tell the story to someone else😭

[mariana @pastapilled]

so pissed off at work im eating my emergency kinder bueno