may

messy bisexual with a god complex who is tweeting to the void

[joe @crueiestsummer]

good thing i like my friends CANCELLED!

[Katy Gates! @KatyGatess]

rick jackson cursed the dawgs PASS IT ON

[may @carrieapologist]

I would give my lungs to Jalen Hurts #notkidding

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Emily in Paris rn:

[may @carrieapologist]

If Jalen Hurts can’t play again make him our new head coach

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Week 6 as an eagles fan:

[jewel @lovemethrice]

what your coworker from 2 jobs ago posts on their story

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

When you have a friend

[Bud Elliott @BudElliott3]

Elon debuts the flying car and Georgia all of a sudden looks distracted

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

University of Georgia football players gonna commit vehicular crimes that we’ve never even seen before.

[Thumser @JeffreyThumser]

Keep this shit as far from Athens, Georgia as possible

[may @carrieapologist]

Wdym you were in 5th grade during covid

[herb @herbthefreak]

hear me out … they go to Abu Dhabi

[TransitLovingLeftist 🇨🇦🇵🇱🇻🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸 @SocTransitLover]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Ky @_k_pn]

“Here comes the Philadelphia Eagles injury report!”

[elaine @laineyyyy01]

sex is a very intimate and sacred act

your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes the cowboys

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

and guess which one of you is alive?

[Ky @_k_pn]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
28. Oct. 2016, 3:12am

Nick Sirianni, nice person, should invite him to the island again.