Carrie Ornato

I may not have found true love yet but quite frankly Nutella doesn't judge me

[Carrie Ornato @carriebarrieee]

Hear me out, I watched 10 min of The Matrix today at the gym and it looks pretty dope. Y’all should watch

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@ChickfilA I’m not saying I deserve anything special, but at least fill my cup 😞

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Ow

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It should be illegal for men to get their sweat on you when you’re just innocently dancing at a club

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The best part about the beach is listening to other families fight

[Carrie Ornato @carriebarrieee]

While explaining what a savant is Haley declared she is a savant for blowjobs

[Carrie Ornato @carriebarrieee]

10 am and I’m drunk 🤷‍♀️

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Allie: would you prefer crab rangoon or spring rolls

Me: that’s mean

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@_kkendel_ That wasn’t my tweet

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Moot

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Nothing says privilege like a white woman with thumb holes in her sleeves

[Carrie Ornato @carriebarrieee]

You
Should
Have
Bought
A
Squirrel

[Carrie Ornato @carriebarrieee]

Toot toot who got the keys to the boot

[Carrie Ornato @carriebarrieee]

It’s wrong to look up someone’s salary on Glassdoor based on the job listed on their dating app profile... asking for a friend

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Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house

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My father is very influenced by money and I don’t think I could pay him to be as supportive as @nileriverr’s father #goals

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A conversation between me and my mother:
Me: ugh I can’t believe I still have to go to the gym
Ellen: you don’t have to go, you’re choosing to go. You could just come home and watch a movie with me instead

And I wonder why I’m so anti working out

[Carrie Ornato @carriebarrieee]

@Greg1217 @charli_xcx I love any theme

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I wish my dentist had asked me on a date

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Class of 2017 Mash-Up by Anthem Lights is the perfect throw back 😍