the surly mermaid

No, really.

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@Biz_Shrink @ScottPresler Sounds like fraud since there aren't that many Amish.

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@mchooyah Weirdo. You are a weirdo. Makes sense that you need concubines because no one would willingly have sex with you.

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@OneNerdyOpinion This is the proper way to eat it.

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@Ollie_XVX This is the kind of content I need today.

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@realTuckFrumper Like he had friends.

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@opinonhaver Until someone can satisfactorily explain to me what happens to my $20 when I buy $20 worth of crypto, I will continue to not care about crypto.

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@lividddh @marceelias Stopping the bleeding of Texas taxpayer money on yet another frivolous lawsuit?

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@KingAmis_ @ArrozYUnGandul Okay, Harry Potter Content Creator.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet. 💛💚

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@Mimi_Florida @WifeOfCombatVet Is it opposite day in your town?

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@WifeOfCombatVet FAFO.

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@notcapnamerica I wouldn't mind but it is becoming increasingly difficult for me to drive in the dark. Getting home from work is like a video game for a few months.

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@SwonyyGeeE @ArrozYUnGandul More corners for me.

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@KingAmis_ @ArrozYUnGandul White lady here. Shut up.

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@svershbow A cozy sweater dress for my trip to the Xmas markets that won't make plus sized me look like a king bed covered in a crocheted blanket for less than $200.

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@RealSkipBayless You are an idiot.

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@notcapnamerica Supporting Donald Trump is crazy to me.

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@IanDunt We Americans need someone to tell us the same. It is going to be a long, stressful day.

[the surly mermaid @carriebwc]

@ZwartblesIE And he is!!

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@Caitlyn_Jenner WTF is wrong with you?