imyourpartycaptaintoo

Artist. Human mom x 1, frenchie mom x 2. I think I'm hilarious. The Office is life.
#collage BLM. Trans Rights Matter.

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

@AzieDee Okay, but it loved you so hard

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

Hold @DiversityRVA accountable!

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

Support your community

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

@Arbys can you not take time to melt cheese? The hell?

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

@CzattSM @ChelseaWiseRVA Seriously? There's a diary out there, that he kept, so if you want to know, it's in his own words. He was a human trafficker and a liar.

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

This just gave me a comedygasm
@TaikaWaititi

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Shiver me timbers, Fred Armisen joins Taika Waititi's HBO Max pirate comedy Our Flag Means Death https://t.co/JBdr1h7W06

[. @_NativeLife_]

Reservation Dogs really switched us from "Netflix and chill" to "Hulu and Lulu".

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

But cuter

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

You ARE a masterpiece

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

I cannot unsee this....
#JohnCena #eyebleach

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

John Cena looks like a yoked Jim Varney and it’s bothered me deeply for years.

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

@Adam_Karpiak

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

@moonscapism You're loved❤

[Erin Dowling (she/her) @erinstwitsexual]

Dear Young Adults,

You can leave.

If you don’t like your doctor, walk out in the middle of your appointment.

Leave the party. End the date. Don’t wait until the “polite” time to leave or endure because you think you’ll make a scene.

You can go.

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

Do you think this would work on my phone camera since I'm unemployed? Someone in the ether might be into me.

[Azie Dungey @AzieDee]

I always keep my Zoom camera on in case anyone at work has a crush on me. It’s only fair.

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

Bullying successful women is a coping mechanism for a lot of mediocre men.

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

@moonscapism Same❤

[Hello, I am Kristen Tolbert @DrKTolbert]

@carriefaery

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

Or, weigh the sub to make sure it's enormous enough, and then grab wine?

[Hello, I am Kristen Tolbert @DrKTolbert]

This was a fucker of a day.

I’m going to Publix to weigh myself and get a sub.

[ESPN @espn]

Simone Biles cheered on her teammates after withdrawing from the Women’s Gymnastics Team Final ❤️

USA Gymnastics said Biles left because of a “medical issue.”

Ultimate teammate 👏

[imyourpartycaptaintoo @carriefaery]

Finally watching Wellington Paranormal @AJemaineClement