Things Iβve learned since being a youth pastor:
I will never order the correct amount of pizza
There will never be enough juice boxes
Area 51 memes are hysterical
When you say βdonβt try this at homeβ theyβre going to try it at home
Teenagers are my favorite
Jesus is so good
I knowwww, I knowwww, you guys are ready for fallβ¦
β¦But Iβll take 274938294 more weeks of summer please and thank you, donβt murder me please πππΌπΏβοΈππͺ΄πΈ
I closed my eyes to pray with a student on the phone and all of a sudden I ran into a treeβ¦
β¦Because I forgot I was KAYAKING. π€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈ
Hi yes, whoever is putting out all this back to school stuff in stores COULD WE NOT? Donβt be rushing my summer, thank you. πβοΈππΌππΏ
Ever grateful for this opportunity to introduce students to Jesus and to help them realize who they are in Jesus.
Youth pastors and leaders, praying for you today ππΌ Letβs do what we were created to do tonight ππΌππΌππΌ #wednesdaynightsaremyfavorite
We asked our students to name a part of the armor of God, this is what we got back:
Student 1: socks of truth
Student 2: shields of socks
Student 3: shoes of peace
So close.
I love my job.
I've got a bazillion things to do before Dan and I run away to the beach for the weekend but here I am, looking up which burrito places will give me queso without an up-charge (but let's be real, ima pay the up-charge anyway #worthit)