Carrie Sample

She/her #BLM #M4A • anti-racist•
I dig social justice, Cincinnati, all things vegan, sarcasm, wit, big words, music & wagons (radio flyers specifically)

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This shouldn’t need to be said but… MEN! Start caring your own damn purses around and your own damn backpack. We are not your freaking bellhops.

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Kids: this is how grown-ups define what is truly considered a “blowout.“

[Kero 🐸🦇🔊 @KeroNTTz]

Woop Woop!!!🥳

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.....”with a shiver in my bones every time, I think about the weather......”

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At first, I thought this was going to be lasting and stupid. Turns out it’s exhausting and brilliant.

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Please

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I’m putting out some serious queries for help with active stage IV cervical #cancer

I’m BEGGING. Someone, anyone, please 😫

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@SenTedCruz Well we know which staffer Heidi got to play with tonight.
🤦🏼

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There was a whole crew of nitwits trying to play “whitehouse“ for the past four years. Now Joe Biden has a huge mess to clean up. Including sending mail carriers out on Saturday nights. 😠🤦🏼

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Awww, I’m the “buddy.” It can mean a whole hell of a lot to find out that you’re someone who someone else considers their “friend.” 😄🥰😢

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#Lymphedema from the cancer in my lymph nodes on my L side =Dramatic/ painful. I’m now in the phase of stage IV cervical cancer where I have ZERO options. But my L side from the waist up is tragic. It hurts. The swelling is massive. Someone, I’m BEGGING for help.

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I’m putting out some serious queries for help with active stage IV cervical #cancer

I’m BEGGING. Someone, anyone, please 😫

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@MornMoor Yes! & that state/fed strategy in which you’ve been certified, the law laden travel instruction thing? I’ve done it! I actually got certified in it! They give you a card w/ your pic on it. Seems legit. But I’ve only ever had one in PA/OH

🚦🛣🎫🚫🥃

Love,
Sarcasm.

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#Lymphedema from the cancer in my lymph nodes on my L side =Dramatic/ painful. I’m now in the phase of stage IV cervical cancer where I have ZERO options. But my L side from the waist up is tragic. It hurts. The swelling is massive. Someone, I’m BEGGING for help.

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My dear friend, 1 of the most compassionate ppl I’ve ever crossed paths w/ is using his acct to flag ANY stranger who MIGHT Be able to help w/ my pain tonight.

We must do more than say "I got your back." We have to help each other.

we ABSOLUTELY MUST help each other.

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@MornMoor I was stunned over what it did with anxiety. Stunned and totally chill and laid-back about it. Hahaha lol

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Give Gen. Red a little “msg.”I’ve been wanting to tell her for YRS.

"Why'd we stop sayin' our r'ships are things of beauty, things thst reassure us that God is close

I see (ALL OF THAT) every. single. day. FROM ONE DUDE'S TWEETS."

What are y'all doing w/ YOUR accounts? 🤔

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I’m putting out some serious queries for help with active stage IV cervical #cancer

I’m BEGGING. Someone, anyone, please 😫

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Being in a cult was 10 times more dope when ya still had to do most of your culting stuff behind that one shed at Rebecca‘s W’s step grandpa’s that still had electricity. Even though the lights and worked in there in years.

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@MornMoor Hmmm
As far as round 2 goes, it’s a yes from me

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Let’s all help me write a funny song about lymphedema!! My left leg is twice the size of my right leg. The same dynamic applies to my arms. Or as my mom puts it “did you ask the doctor about those things yet?”
Me: “these things? Ya mean MY ARMS?”

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Ughgh sorry

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So I’ve got to say dear! It’s orange and it’s yellow. Anyway but sometimes it’s glossy. Anyway it’s my new idea it’s orange and yellow. Also it’s the boomerang of Ted talks and it also requires a Ted talk.

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@itssprout That’s it… That’s a difficult… How do you find yourself in this “scenario?“ I don’t even know how to ask about it? What do you say in response? “Thaaaaaanks?”