CARRIE WITTENAUER

Thank you, come again!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

Funniest unsportsmanlike conduct penalty of all time

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

A true American delicacy.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If the Sox blow this im gonna puke

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Breaking: Barstool now accepting applications from @NDSwimDive

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

DYLAN FUCKING DAVIS

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Showing up to work on the fifth of July

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That's it folks. Cancel the election. Let's settle this on the golf course. Winner takes all. The only way to do it.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I honestly wish my worst enemies have a day like today. Everybody deserves to live.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This video perfectly sums up Belmont weekend for #TheSyndicate

[samantha @milkygoddess]

why is it still January. i’ve lived several lives this month

[jas @jjashole]

nobody:

nicki minaj:

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

dear diary: i wasted all my money on clothes and food again

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How bad is your eye sight"

Me:

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Pass that motherfucking drink 2 doors down!!!! For the love of god pass that High Noon down!!!

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

me when my outfit doesn't look like i thought it would