Carrie Woodward

Thinker. Wearer of thigh highs. Will always prefer books to kindle. Accepts honesty. Avoids advice. Looking for the next conversation.

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

@lrn2_swm @AskAmex I had the EXACT same thing happen to me-the day I paid it down, they cut my limit almost to the same amount I paid. Unreal after 6 years with them, and no missed payments, during a global pandemic.

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

@Beerasonian @ShinerBeer What!!! Where did you get that?

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

@ShinerBeer Excited for this, but I miss the summers knowing Prickly Pear would be there...

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

Meet Hendrix, since the #3 was Jimi’s favorite. Also got entered into the ‘Win a date with @elonmusk’ with purchase, fingers crossed!

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

⁦@GrittyNHL⁩ I was introduced to the greatness of you today then ordered this beer; coincidence? #googlyeyes #orangeguys

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

However you feel about the news, there are at least 2 families who have lost a son/brother/nephew...Be thankful for the people in your life.

[Dusc.Ru @Duscru]

Новые смешные фотоприколы на Dusc.Ru: http://t.co/JQNFiVkK5u #юмор #фотоприкол #приколы

[Eagle Tech @EagleTechz]

Gostei de um vídeo @YouTube de @eagletechz http://t.co/no0kQESTrK Capa Iphone 5, 5s e 5c a prova d'agua love mei

[أطلب - السعودية @Order__KSA]

هنا نقوم بتوفير طلباتكم من المتاجر الامريكية والاوروبية , بأسرع وقت وأرخص عمولة

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

"Some things in life they just don't want to see, but if Martin Luther was livin', He wouldn't let this be" #MJ #VotingRightsAct

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

@A_Barnha living in the lovely, beer filled mountains of Asheville, NC. Life is good. You?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Get off social media. Find your rep http://t.co/jptT3R7V & tell them what you want them to do. I’m lazy but I did it. http://t.co/TUtTwCfJ

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

@brie_nyc Sigh.

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

RT @Kurt_Vonnegut I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

Sorry Bruce Hornsby. When I hear your song, The Way It Is, I think it is going to be Tupac's Changes. That truly, is the way it is.

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

I always want to spell thesaurus as theasaurus; is that another word for dinosaur?

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

Just now saw Googles tribute to Twains birth. Also, I am going on record saying that Scrooged is my current favorite x-mas film.

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

Happy birthday, Mr. Hendrix. "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

[Carrie Woodward @carriewoo]

What kind of football game did I just turn on? Penality after penality, safety, into a fight. Yuck