Chriss🍋

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie explains how some votes are rigged in congress to allow members in vulnerable districts vote against bills that already have enough votes to pass.

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

BLEND TIM REAM INTO SOUP #BlendTimReamIntoSoup

[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

I mean they got Kevin De Bruyne but we got Ricardo Pepi

[heidi central @heytherenrds]

type of shit Charlie Chaplin would do

[Uno @UnotheInvestor]

Israel every time the USA and Iran are close to a deal

[Flo Lloyd-Hughes @FloydTweet]

I’m not sure Thierry Henry is going to last 5 weeks working with Alexi Lalas 😳

[Felipe Leme @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[Mina Yoon 🍒 @MissMinaYoon]

The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks

[Kenta Hagiwara @KentraHagatra]

Thierry Henry and Zlatan both disagreeing with Alexi Lalas before the tournament even kicks off lol

[alex @steven_lebron]

dylan harper and jordan clarkson trading baskets. jeremy lin is in the building. everything is asian.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

I apologize to The Boys, which I once considered over the top

[Isaac @isaac_mr01]

Music isn’t THIS subjective

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Why are they only doing 8-hr shifts if they're robots? Why did that robot touch his head?

-...It's Indians pretending to be robots again isn't it?

[Michael Battista @MichaelBattista]

Forget about Pro/Rel

MLS is about Pro/Creation

[custom7 @customwyd]

How PSG supporters who stayed through the club’s darkest years are acting right now.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

The fact that this dude wrote extremely graphic erotica about a successful female coworker and called his wife flat and a racist slur while doing it kind of puts him in the incel hall of fame

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Man dave chappelle aint never lied to us 😭😭