James Carr

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@theliamnissan They should simply paint eyes on his eyelids at this stage

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@TiceRichard Are they taking more in Council Tax Richie? So just that same as all the Reform Councils who have increased their <checks notes > Council Tax?

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@atrupar It’s like he is being entertained at a care home

Bingo at 11am and some light Pilates at 2pm

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@jamesjhistory A unit

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@Nigel_Farage Is it telling me you are a snowflake?

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@Parody_PM He also isn’t really ‘addressing the nation’. It’s not like everyone in the country is sitting round their wireless awaiting his speech, he is posting a video on social media

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@Chris_Meloni But apparently it’s all the Somalians who are doing this 🤦‍♂️

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

In his own words

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@alifarhat79 @theliamnissan Taxpayers realising they are paying $300bn for a war that was not needed

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@RonFilipkowski It was going to then be another $1bn to renovate it, probably from donors, then to suddenly change to taxpayers

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@JoJoFromJerz He was falling asleep twenty mins into his own cabinet meeting

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@almurray @James1940 It’s got the black and white D-Day/Overlord wing markings? Were the Stringbags involved in that Operation or just every plane in theatre had them regardless?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@RpsAgainstTrump @atrupar They are at the Frankie Valli, push him out to a backing track, stage of his presidency

https://t.co/gLncqRYnLR

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@EthanLevins2 Russia haven’t been holding back since they first invaded, and they aren’t making any progress and Ukraine still fight on

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@TashP351 I think it’s the greatest gift for a child to have the love of a dog, but also the greatest gift for a dog to have the love of a child.

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@ALPacaUrfudge @jurgen_nauditt This 100%

When he started his new term, he was going to end the war and I remember all the talks about the deals of taking all the ‘rare earths’. That isn’t happening so not worth the hustle anymore

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@LeeAndersonMP_ 2 things Lee.
Work, is what working class people do? So Nigel, Richard, Suella, etc… have never worked then?
Then the torrent of verbal abuse. Did you see the guy giving some to the Chancellor? Any comments there?
(I’m a non-Labour voter by the way)

[James Carr @carrjames2000]

@antmiddleton @CuppaTandCake @MayorofLondon @metpoliceuk @ukhomeoffice @Keir_Starmer Why does the LONDON mayor, the LONDON police and the UK government have to comment on this particular overseas incident?
I’m off down the local lawn bowls club to demand a statement from Judith and Harold condemning this as well! They should be all over this