Carrlie Bitschenauer

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[kay @Kayla_Susann_]

Lady May is hands down one of the prettiest songs ever written. You cannot change my mind on that

[Steve @StevieW909]

“I don’t fucking know, Marty” - Ruth from Ozark probably

[Riley Green @RileyGreenMusic]

Great game... but can I get somebody to translate this Super Bowl halftime show so I know what they are singing about??

[Carrlie Bitschenauer @carrliek]

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[Carrlie Bitschenauer @carrliek]

@pbitschenauer That’s the tweet

[Carrlie Bitschenauer @carrliek]

My parents are handing out full sized candy bars and $1 coins to trick or treaters.... where tf was this shit when I was a kid

[maeve ⋆ @shutupmaeve]

me in 5th grade when the teacher chose me to recalibrate the smartboard

[Josey Patton @JoseyPatton]

Semo you make me so proud

[Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) @RIAA]

That's a whole lotta heavy metal, @MorganWallen! Congratulations on your 📀 album + three certified songs, two 💿💿 + one 📀! @BigLoud

[Carrlie Bitschenauer @carrliek]

@natalievanceee Back off Morgan is mine

[Carrlie Bitschenauer @carrliek]

No one:
Literally no one:
Me:

[Carrlie Bitschenauer @carrliek]

@balls9812 @aoyuede Imagine a world like that

[mallory @mallorrrr]

My dad is a full on VSCO girl

[Carrlie Bitschenauer @carrliek]

I LOVE YOU

[MILEY @miley]

Life’s a climb... but the view is great.